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Hey folks! First, I'm sorry about the lack of activity and/or humerus shitposts over the past several months/year or two (or whatever you might be watching me for!). Secondly, I'm not leaving DeviantArt, but I am switching accounts. The reason being that I'd like to start trying to network as an artist a lot more, and to put it bluntly... this account frightens me (was that my imagination, or the collective justice-induced laughter of everyone I tried to "troll" over the years I just heard?). Anyway, in an attempt to clean this account up a bit, today I began the process of going back through eight years worth of DeviantArt forum posts, comments, and activity, and while hilarity ensued, I ultimately concluded that it was no longer possible to undo the toxicity of my late teens/early twenties that this account has endured. When I began this account I didn't think of this site as much of a networking tool, nor did I think so much of the... brilliant things I said would still be searchable so many years later (oh but I had some good times though).

So I'm starting "fresh" (it's actually a very old account I held onto, but back in the day it wasn't used much, so it's relatively untouched). I've archived my art, and I'm reuploading my favorite stuff to the new one. I'll be going through my watch list and re-adding artists and friends from this account to that one. If you stumble across my new account and want to re-favorite/watch stuff, by all means do so and I'll love you for it. I'm not going to link the account here though since I want to avoid these two accounts pointing to each other too much.

Note that this account probably won't totally die. I still might use it for forums from time to time. I may also post art to it at some point that I don't want to show up on my new/main account.

That's it for now, see you all around the site and interwebs. :wave:
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Tool
  • Playing: BioShock
  • Drinking: Bottled Warter

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Hey folks! First, I'm sorry about the lack of activity and/or humerus shitposts over the past several months/year or two (or whatever you might be watching me for!). Secondly, I'm not leaving DeviantArt, but I am switching accounts. The reason being that I'd like to start trying to network as an artist a lot more, and to put it bluntly... this account frightens me (was that my imagination, or the collective justice-induced laughter of everyone I tried to "troll" over the years I just heard?). Anyway, in an attempt to clean this account up a bit, today I began the process of going back through eight years worth of DeviantArt forum posts, comments, and activity, and while hilarity ensued, I ultimately concluded that it was no longer possible to undo the toxicity of my late teens/early twenties that this account has endured. When I began this account I didn't think of this site as much of a networking tool, nor did I think so much of the... brilliant things I said would still be searchable so many years later (oh but I had some good times though).

So I'm starting "fresh" (it's actually a very old account I held onto, but back in the day it wasn't used much, so it's relatively untouched). I've archived my art, and I'm reuploading my favorite stuff to the new one. I'll be going through my watch list and re-adding artists and friends from this account to that one. If you stumble across my new account and want to re-favorite/watch stuff, by all means do so and I'll love you for it. I'm not going to link the account here though since I want to avoid these two accounts pointing to each other too much.

Note that this account probably won't totally die. I still might use it for forums from time to time. I may also post art to it at some point that I don't want to show up on my new/main account.

That's it for now, see you all around the site and interwebs. :wave:
  • Mood: I Have To Pee
  • Listening to: Tool
  • Playing: BioShock
  • Drinking: Bottled Warter
I know there are quite a few different possible endings for this game, but I'm still pretty pissed off right now that I got the bad ending. The BAD ENDING! After... 156 hours of gameplay, collecting all the Witcher gear/most of the cards, and doing all the side quests (that didn't bug and fail themselves despite my best efforts), I still got this ending.

I looked up the conditions for getting this ending, and apparently it has nothing to do with what difficulty you played on (mine was set to the highest), how much you've collected, how many side quests you did, or anything gameplay-sensical like that. Nope, it has to do almost completely with some very brief and/or vague dialogue choices you make throughout the game... and due to my somewhat-completionist playthrough, I'd probably have to backtrack 100 hours worth of save to "fix" them all.

Now I know as well as the next nerd that stories don't always need to end happily, but I'm used to video games rewarding you with an ending for your efforts (as opposed to how well you were able to guess what the "good" dialogue choices would be at X, Y, and Z random checkpoints in the game). I don't look up guides for RPGs because I don't wan't spoilers, but I feel like other than pure guess-luck, CDProjektRed did not give me, as a player, any way to earn an ending that wasn't completely soul-crushing. I was deliberating on buying the expansion(s), but now I'm totally turned off to the idea after knowing what happens at the end of my playthrough. Thank god Fallout 4 is just around the corner, as I probably won't be picking up this game again.


:iconindigodeerplz: I got the worst ending in the Witcher 3 despite a near-complete play-through on the hardest difficulty. I call this very bad and/or evil game design in an otherwise near-perfect game.

Anti-Complaint: I could use something to cheer me up after that ending. If you've got something anti-depressing, do share.
This is a software trend that is increasing in popularity that I absolutely loath. You click the "X" to close the program, and it minimizes instead. If I wanted the damn thing minimized, I would have clicked the "_" minimize button! The X is for closing, get that through your damn heads!

Biggest examples that come to mind right now are Skype and Spotify. Yea, I know I can change this in preferences (and I have), but I don't like that I have to in the first place. :grump:

Actual complaint: My degree still hasn't helped me find a new job. :grump:
First of all: I promised myself I wouldn't do anything on the internet while drunk, but I'm drunk to think this is a great idea anyway.

Second of all: I did a little research, and the complaints forum has been praised here before. However~! Many of its praises have been about "complaints regulars" (and fuck all those people, quite frankly). It has also been at least since 2014 that it was last praised in its literal sense, and every post from then and prior was a shitpost that I hope to top tonight/this morning!

Third of all (is that a thing?):
Complaints is awesome, right? Okay so hear me out, especially if you don't like complaints. I don't know why you visit this "praise" forum, but still, hear me out.

Complaints is awesome because... who else does that? right? You can go to virtually any other website, especially the ones that are try to make money/support themselves, and you won't see a complaints forum. Why? Because business, that's why! A business doesn't want a public place for random people to go in and see less-random people bitch about random issues (some of which concern their business). Because it's bad for business! The fact that deviantart has allowed it to exist for this long is awesome, and I just wanted to praise that. So.... praise The Complaints Forum!

Also, thank Mr. Skeltal for good bones and calseum. That is all.

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Journal Entry: Tue Feb 24, 2015, 4:10 PM
Super interesting right?

Anyway, I've been a bit inactive (oh, it's another one of THESE journals that everyone makes...) since I'm way busy with school right now. The short version is that I'm in a two semester course where we've been working on a game, and right now we're trying to get as much done as we can before going to GDC (Game Developer's Conference) in San Francisco next week.

I still check the site just about everyday, even if I don't always have time to respond to a comment or two. I always try to get around to it eventually.

I started a new painting last night for the first time since last semester, so hopefully I'll have something new to post soonish, but probably not until after GDC.

  • Mood: Anxious
  • Reading: ASoIaF - A Feast for Crows
  • Playing: Bayonetta 2

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:icondezenerate:
Dezenerate Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Sup mofo
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:iconcorvalian:
Corvalian Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Wouldn't you like to know? :smoking:
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:icondezenerate:
Dezenerate Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Well obviously, you dunderhead.
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015
Oh... well alright then.

Not much... I guess. You?
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Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
311 is the best band ever.
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2015
You're damn right they are, glad you finally came to your senses. Where the hell have you been?
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Inkedalivebycolors Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I lied they aren't good.
Around, thought I'll stop by.
How have you been?
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2015
That's a lie! You haven't been around anywhere. :grump:

Meh, alright I suppose.
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AssClownFish Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
nerd
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Corvalian Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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